WELCOME! ~ A LITTLE ABOUT THIS BLOG...

For many years, I have collected and continue to collect quotes, thoughts, & stories. It gives me the opportunity to ponder, to meditate, and be inspired to greater heights. I have a passion for life, for my religion, for the goodness of life. Through all this, it has uplifted my soul, & made me stronger emotionally & spiritually.

I thought I would share with you, as well as my own random thoughts, testimony builders, a few funnies and so forth to also give you the same opportunity.

I do hope that you enjoy this blog... and feel free to comment ~ preferably positive thoughts, as this is what this blog is all about.
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts

12 April 2011

Deodorant

My cousin sent this to me via email and it made me laugh. Sometimes we all need a good laugh in life right? I know I needed one and this just kind of was a pick-me-upper.
This is your laugh for today.
 
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I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.


 

22 April 2010

How I learned to mind my own business

I got this in an email, and it just made me smile. I thought I would share it with you.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, I could hear a lot of the patients shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting, '14....14....14'...

04 January 2010

Sanity

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown